For a couple of months i’ve been periodically finding “water” under the trash can in my kitchen. I searched the can – no moisture inside, so not leaking from there. I then assumed it must be coming from my 24 year old refrigerator, 2 appliances away. Damn, damn – well i knew i’d eventually have to replace some [all?] of these appliances.
But, like the procrastinator i am, i decided there was no big rush.
Occasionally, during these same past few months, i would hear a kinda crashy sound somewhere in the house. I could never find the source of this noise and since the dog didn’t seem bothered [or even to hear the sound], i began to think i was making it up. Ah well, nothing new there. So on i lived in quiet wondering.
Until today. Today, as before, i heard the sound, went into the kitchen to see what had fallen, and found nothing. But, 5 mins later i returned to the kitchen and found wetness again under the trash can. As i began to mop it up a couple of soda cans roll out of the side of one of maybe 6 cases of diet soda stacked RIGHT NEXT TO THE TRASH. Oooooh….!
When i bothered to look closely, i could see that several of the cardboard boxes were warped and a bit squished. Upon closer inspection, i found almost a dozen of the cans had ruptured and leaked their contents. I checked the expiration dates and most were ‘best by 10/16’, so not that old. I quit drinking diet soda about 6 months ago and harbored the idea that i would donate them to a food bank or something. Of course, i hadn’t gotten around to it. When i decided to quit, i had just stocked up and bought 6 or 7 cases while they were on sale. Figures. Just like buying 2 boxes of Ghirardelli dark chocolate brownie mix with chocolate chips right before starting a no chocolate diet.
Anyway, i knew that now was the time to go ahead and get rid of all of the soda. Can’t [shouldn’t] donate things that might explode, right? As i started to open each can to drain, they showed me how unstable they were. Really fizzy mini- IED type unstable. Walls dripping. I should have been wearing eye protection. Who knew diet soda had such a dark side?
Now, an hour later, the floor is no longer sticky, the walls are clean, i’m not worried that my ancient ‘fridge is getting ready to kick the bucket and i know i’m not crazy. Well….